Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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