Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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