I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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