Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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