I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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