Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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