i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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