i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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