I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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