My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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