Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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