By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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