Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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