After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize