Your dad touched me again.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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