No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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