You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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