i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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