The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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