Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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