girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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