TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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