you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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