chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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