he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
one two three fourrrrnication!
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
