so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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