the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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