I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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