Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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