No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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