is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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