When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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