i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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