Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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