idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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