Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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