Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
the raccoons are back...
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