What did we do last night that was yellow?
Its about making memories worth repressing
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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