My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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