is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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