Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my being single is dangerous.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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