i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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