Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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