just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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