she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Never joke about your clitoris.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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