I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
