If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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