Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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