we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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