I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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