Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
too bad you live with your parents still
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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