Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Who died my cat blue again?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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