Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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