Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I hope mine doesn't look like that
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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