It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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